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Major Hook
’10 Things I Hate About You’ mixed with ‘Nancy Drew’.
Billion Dollar franchise
Who Is Taylor Kelsey?
She’s the next Nancy Drew, except she’s going to be more famous than Nancy Drew.
Not only does she possess many virtues: she has great ambition. There is a Taylor Kelsey Mystery Series for mid-grade readers.
An upcoming Taylor Kelsey: Dark Academy series for young adult readers. And a novel, already finished and bright and sparkling, like your favorite glass of chardonnay, called, ‘Taylor Kelsey: And The Carousel of Venice.’ — for adult readers.
Taylor Kelsey is going to change the world. Are you going to be apart of it?
If you’re not, that’s cool. I have a street team of breakdancers — straight out of the 90s — waiting in the wings of the streets.
And they know how to fly.
And so do I.
Nancy Drew Meets 10 Things I Hate About You
Note From The Author:
Taylor Kelsey will become a billion dollar franchise.
How do I know this?
I live in Korea. That’s how I know.
And I love you, too.
Thank you so much.
Let’s do something big. These opportunities come.
Once upon a lifetime.
But can we see them?
This is only the beginning.
Featured Lines
SUSAN
Do you have the power to give me that?
Vested in you?
SUSAN
Life is like, Star Wars, right?
FITZGERALD
Is there coffee in this
plant?
TAYLOR
My Minecraft schedule
is all bookedup.
SUSAN
I will pray.
…
SUSAN (CONT’D)
Skrt. Skrt. God.
SUSAN
Okay. But it was so nice meeting you. I think it was fate. One thing: My new years resolution is to spill hot chocolate as I enter any room. Just immediately spill it.
Featured Lines
SUSAN
Do you have the power to give me that?
Vested in you?
SUSAN
Life is like, Star Wars, right?
FITZGERALD
Is there coffee in this
plant?
TAYLOR
My Minecraft schedule
is all bookedup.
SUSAN
I will pray.
…
SUSAN (CONT’D)
Skrt. Skrt. God.
SUSAN
Okay. But it was so nice meeting you. I think it was fate. One thing: My new years resolution is to spill hot chocolate as I enter any room. Just immediately spill it.
AJ Diaz
Author
My name is AJ, and I’m thirty-years old, and I don’t like snow. And I write books.
I wrote thirty books before my thirtieth birthday as a present for myself.
I also didn’t write this paragraph.
And I’m going to make a cup of coffee soon. I love coffee.
And you’re here because I write books. Good to meet you. Let’s talk soon.