i wrote the fastest-paced young adult novel of all time.

it’s so fast i had to play it back in half-speed just so it could be read.

like a bruce lee kick.

and a frank sinatra.

in the head.

😉

see what i did there?

the book is called.

CATHERINE: ROSES AND THORNS

it’s on amazon.

which is a place ^^ that most, but not all, people have.

heard of.

check it, check it, and check it out.

and never, never.

return it.